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bitchprinceSo apparently Karla 'wasn't feeling too well' and 'needed some time away from it all' and whatever other rubbish Merlin had been spouting. Arthur still thought this was the worst bloody idea since that time he shot that unicorn. No good would come of it.
In the end, Merlin had insisted, and in the end, Arthur had very grudgingly capitulated, but not before setting up a list of rules for the little witch that reached roughly the size of a small mountain. 'Do not spend more than ten hours a day in the castle', for example, and 'only speak when spoken to' and 'for god's sake, do NOT do that thing you do, you know the one I'm talking about'.
There was also something in there about the proper cut and hemline of servants' dresses, just in case she decided to try and tempt any of the knights. (He had compromised on the list! Look, wear a shapeless sack had been scratched out! As had pretend to be a bag of potatoes!)
Arthur liked being thorough.
Which was also why he'd invited two other people who had a bit more experience dealing with these issues. Just to be certain.
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In the end, Merlin had insisted, and in the end, Arthur had very grudgingly capitulated, but not before setting up a list of rules for the little witch that reached roughly the size of a small mountain. 'Do not spend more than ten hours a day in the castle', for example, and 'only speak when spoken to' and 'for god's sake, do NOT do that thing you do, you know the one I'm talking about'.
There was also something in there about the proper cut and hemline of servants' dresses, just in case she decided to try and tempt any of the knights. (He had compromised on the list! Look, wear a shapeless sack had been scratched out! As had pretend to be a bag of potatoes!)
Arthur liked being thorough.
Which was also why he'd invited two other people who had a bit more experience dealing with these issues. Just to be certain.
[[ for those who be arriving, and merlin. ]]
Tags:
- aaaaargh,
- arthur hates you all,
- arthur is too fabulous for this shit,
- camelot,
- clearly this can only go well,
- fandom folk in our camelot?!,
- francine,
- karla,
- katchoo,
- merlin,
- merlin is the dumbest sorcerer *ever*,
- merlin quit the puppy dog eyes,
- oh god not this again,
- sulky mcsulkypants,
- this was a severe case of dumb,
- what have i gotten myself into,
- worst secret sorcerer *ever*
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:00 am (UTC)Well, actually, Arthur... ...Oh, never mind.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:01 am (UTC)That's not how you used that word, Arthur.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 05:03 am (UTC)"Okay. Where's that?" Maybe she could get a map? "I just want to know in case someone asks!"
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 05:05 am (UTC)He was going to finish stomping around in an annoyed fashion soon. Promise.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:11 am (UTC)...For her
crazyass canonworld. Except, not really."Do you think we'll have a chance to visit?" she asked, rather than continue to argue for her so-called normalcy. "I'd love to meet your mother."
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 05:14 am (UTC)"If you must be so childish," he said, from his ever so high-and-mighty standpoint, and crossed his arms. "You'd better keep a close eye on Karla."
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:15 am (UTC)"And you were worried," she said. "Don't you know, Arthur? I'm just full of surprises."
And then she smiled at him. Winningly.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:17 am (UTC)The 'you pointless, irritating wench' was implied.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:17 am (UTC)Look, it happened a lot.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:18 am (UTC)"I think Francine and Katchoo can manage that," Arthur said, glaring at him. "Don't even think about it."
He needed something skinny and scrawny in his bed at night for, uh, grip. Yes.
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Date: 2011-02-05 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 05:19 am (UTC)"We could have a sleep over!" He remembered those!