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It had been a week since certain... events. Arthur's position had been reinstated, and he had very, very subtly informed his father that he really did not want to know any of the details about his marriage bed.

Ahem.

(It had been harder than he'd anticipated to keep a straight face, which was probably relief.)

Now, King Uther had ordained a feast in Arthur's honour, to celebrate the return of his titles. The servants in the castle preferred to refer to it as the 'Thank-God-I-Am-No-Longer-Married-To-A-Troll feast', though none of them would be caught calling it such out loud. Perish the thought.

There was plenty of wine, there was plenty of food, and as the night went on, the nobles loosened up -- which meant the servants got to dip into their fair share of drink, too.

It was a good night.

[[ for they who are here! ]]

Date: 2010-09-25 07:56 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (tongue)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"You so do. You looooooove him. 'Cause he's sassy." This is the level of snark you get when you talk to the brunette one, Arthur.

Date: 2010-09-25 08:07 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (smiley - pretty)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"Mmm, melon tarts. That sounds good." What was the question? Oh, yeah. "That you're a romantic in the closet."

No, Francine. Closet romantic.

Date: 2010-09-25 08:17 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (OMG)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"I am not! I only had two drinks!" Three. "You take that back!"

Date: 2010-09-25 08:22 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (J'ACCUSE!)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"There's nothing with wrong with my melons!" Say that a little louder, Francie. Maybe the dragon didn't hear you.

Date: 2010-09-25 08:39 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (OMG - horrified)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
The world would be a sad, sad place if inebr-- inebr-- drunkitude actually made Francine smarter.

She looked down at the tray. "Melon is slang for mel--"

......

.........The world was a sad, sad place.

"NOT THOSE MELONS, YOU BIG ...PRINCE...DORK!"

Date: 2010-09-25 08:47 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (blush)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"Oh God." Dignity. Dignity at all costs. The correct answer there was 'of course I did, do you think I'm an idiot?'

Then again, he might just answer that question.

"Katchoo will kill them if they try anything," she settled on.

Date: 2010-09-25 08:55 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (do not want)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"I'm not giving my melons to someone ELSE!"

.....See, now you got her on the slang, Arthur, it's no fair switching back to talking about the real ones.

"Those are just for Katchoo!" ...And the many, many people she would undoubtedly end up accidentally naked in front of during the rest of her life.

Date: 2010-09-25 09:41 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (bitch plz)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"I'm not being hysterical." Francine...ate a grape. What? She wasn't touching the melons now. "And you're...still a dorkface."

Date: 2010-09-25 09:50 pm (UTC)
thatsamilkshake: (Default)
From: [personal profile] thatsamilkshake
"It means..." Jeez, ask her to do complicated word origins now? "You have the face of a dork."

Duh.

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